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Black Sheep Tries Bleach is an all-original collection of honest humor dealing with daily life and relatable situations. This book is the modern day survival guide for all who have struggled with life’s growing pains—and lived to laugh…

The Adventures of a Little Wooden Boy

Let's talk about Geppetto, the old Italian woodcarver, and his little wooden puppet. The truth is, Geppetto had an extreme side effect from taking Cialis. When his "wood" lasted longer than four hours and wouldn't go away, he didn't seek medical…

Red In the Hood

Here is the true story about our dear Little Red… Big Red and Big Red Mama died in an accident in the woods. A tree jumped in front of their horse, killing them instantly. Red was just a baby, and was raised by her paternal grandmother. Sadly,…

The Real Princesses of Never After

Let’s face it, Sleeping Beauty was lazy and depressed. She probably had a hormone imbalance. But the Prince,…CLASSIC Necrophiliac! Rapunzel was just unkept. If a guy can crawl up inside your hair and get lost, you’ve just one-upped Howard…