Have I told you about the guy, with giant biceps, that lives with 300 alligators? You thought it was dangerous texting and driving, well, my friend Michael, at Gator Golf and Adventure Park, texts me while wresting alligators! Who says men can’t multitask? I didn’t believe he was in a pen of man-eating dinosaurs doing […]
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the small print
I had been having construction going on at my house and the final step was painting. The painter showed up, assistant in tow, and began applying my chosen color samples to the wall. I’m friendly, too friendly I’ve been told – which gets me in trouble most of the time, and obviously the painter was […]
My mother is very good at multitasking. As we drive from Wisconsin to Florida, with a Portuguese Water Dog, a cat on Prozac, and mini pig with an oral fixation, I grab the Oh Shit handle as she spontaneously veers into the right lane. I ask her, “Are you alright; do you need me to […]
…and my Mother said,
“Karma’s a bitch!”
My Stepfather answered,
Let’s talk about Geppetto, the old Italian woodcarver, and his little wooden puppet. The truth is, Geppetto had an extreme side effect from taking Cialis. When his “wood” lasted longer than four hours and wouldn’t go away, he didn’t seek medical attention. Instead, he named it Pinocchio. That’s the real story. Trust me, I wouldn’t […]
Here is the true story about our dear Little Red… Big Red and Big Red Mama died in an accident in the woods. A tree jumped in front of their horse, killing them instantly. Red was just a baby, and was raised by her paternal grandmother. Sadly, Grandma was as nutty as a squirrel’s turd. […]
Let’s face it, Sleeping Beauty was lazy and depressed. She probably had a hormone imbalance. But the Prince,…CLASSIC Necrophiliac! Rapunzel was just unkept. If a guy can crawl up inside your hair and get lost, you’ve just one-upped Howard Hughes! Snow White was the worst. 7 DWARFS! Lily white virgin my apple bottom! “Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho…” […]
“Is Dick home?” My neighbor’s eight year old grandson was back for one of his visits…and looking for my ex-boyfriend. “We discussed this last time, Noah. Dick doesn’t live here anymore.” “Why?” Why had been Noah’s favorite word for the last three years. I finally had to admit, Noah was a little “special”. I […]
My neighbors simply didn’t know what to make of me. Young, single, living on a golf course in a deed restricted community, …with a mini pig, is not unusual too me, but other’s find that sort of thing shocking. Though they’ve come to love my unconventional ways, I’m not sure how they will feel about […]
How I imagine myself getting into my car when all eyes are on me… How I actually look, after I’ve rolled my hair up in the window! FML!!! …humor happens Photo Credits: © Orrim | Dreamstime.com – <a href=”https://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photo-high-heels-legs-image16154980#res10289678″>High Heels and legs</a>