It was Halloween night in the Chicago suburb of Arlington Heights. My great-uncle, a middle-aged man at the time, was home handing candy out to trick-or-treaters. The doorbell sounded, he opened the door, and there stood a beautiful little angel of about four years old, with big blue cornflower eyes and golden ringlets. “Trick or […]
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Humor Happens: Personal blog about life’s day-to-day comical circumstances.
Broken: A series that reminds us to be careful what you ask for…and the humorous downfall that follows.
Pig Tales: Officer, the mini pig’s, blog and other “beastie” stories.
Happily Never Afters With Aunt Lee Lee: The reality behind many fairy-tale characters you know and love.
Hiccups: Personal quotes; Lil one-liners.
The Camera Adds 10 Pounds!: Up close and personal, funny, video blog.
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the small print
Mrs. Martha Mount was a short and round, muumuu wearing, sixty-four year old Hebrew widow, with a scandalous reputation. Of the 1,801 citizens residing in the city of Lovelock, Nevada, Mrs. Mount was the most infamous. According to the Lovelock Weekly Tattler, on Wednesday, March 3, 1985, neighbors called authorities complaining of a disturbance, and […]
Therapists are like vibrators …
every woman over 25 should have one
—whether they admit it or not!
With so much negativity and turmoil in the world right now, I thought I would share a “funny” to lighten things up. Many of you know that I accepted my first book deal back in April, and with its release date scheduled before the end of this year, I am currently finishing the final […]
Have I told you about the guy, with giant biceps, that lives with 300 alligators? You thought it was dangerous texting and driving, well, my friend Michael, at Gator Golf and Adventure Park, texts me while wresting alligators! Who says men can’t multitask? I didn’t believe he was in a pen of man-eating dinosaurs doing […]
I had been having construction going on at my house and the final step was painting. The painter showed up, assistant in tow, and began applying my chosen color samples to the wall. I’m friendly, too friendly I’ve been told – which gets me in trouble most of the time, and obviously the painter was […]
My mother is very good at multitasking. As we drive from Wisconsin to Florida, with a Portuguese Water Dog, a cat on Prozac, and mini pig with an oral fixation, I grab the Oh Shit handle as she spontaneously veers into the right lane. I ask her, “Are you alright; do you need me to […]
…and my Mother said,
“Karma’s a bitch!”
My Stepfather answered,
Let’s talk about Geppetto, the old Italian woodcarver, and his little wooden puppet. The truth is, Geppetto had an extreme side effect from taking Cialis. When his “wood” lasted longer than four hours and wouldn’t go away, he didn’t seek medical attention. Instead, he named it Pinocchio. That’s the real story. Trust me, I wouldn’t […]
Here is the true story about our dear Little Red… Big Red and Big Red Mama died in an accident in the woods. A tree jumped in front of their horse, killing them instantly. Red was just a baby, and was raised by her paternal grandmother. Sadly, Grandma was as nutty as a squirrel’s turd. […]