You know you live in a small town when
there is no one left to date
but your ex-husband!
Welcome to LeeVolpe.com
Honest, Laugh Out Loud (LOL) humor, dealing with daily life and relatable situations. Saying what most are thinking, finding wit in the way and amusement in the angle.
Here you will find:
Amusing Blog Stories, Pictures, and Videos to Explore.
Humor Happens: Personal blog about life’s day-to-day comical circumstances.
Broken: A series that reminds us to be careful what you ask for…and the humorous downfall that follows.
Pig Tales: Officer, the mini pig’s, blog and other “beastie” stories.
Happily Never Afters With Aunt Lee Lee: The reality behind many fairy-tale characters you know and love.
Hiccups: Personal quotes; Lil one-liners.
The Camera Adds 10 Pounds!: Up close and personal, funny, video blog.
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We want you to LOL, knowing the 10 minutes you took out of your day was well worth it!
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the small print
Florence, my 72 year old widowed neighbor, is in incredible shape. Taking her regular evening walk past my house with her two Bichon Frise, Thelma and Louise, I commented that walking must be more beneficial than my gym membership because she looked amazing! “No, my dear, it’s not the walking. The only exercise I do is […]
A writer will never stop writing.
Only when there are no words left
will the story end.
Being a writer is the greatest revenge.
Not only can you “write” wrongs,
but you also get the last WORD!
For a good time,
Several years ago, I had a breast reduction. Now before my male readers yell, “Noooooo“, let me explain. Developing at a young age, I went from flat to a 34E in less than a year. The older men started rubbernecking, construction workers started whistling and shouting inappropriate slurs, and my father just about had a […]
Snowbirds are like lovebugs, and here are some reasons why: Snowbirds are a species of human that annually migrate to warmer climates from their Midwestern tundra habitats. Heat also attracts lovebugs. At certain times of the year their sheer numbers are so abundant in areas that they become a serious traffic hazard to […]