Now would be a good time to discuss the effects my “broken” status has had on friends and loved ones. I should first explain a little about myself. I am a friendly, outgoing person, who never knows a stranger’s face. I have countless acquaintances, but allow only a select few close to me. I’m stubborn, […]
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the small print
One of my Home Health Aides confided: “I’ve thought about it all night, and I just can’t figure it out; how to you have sex with the pig?” Horrified, I immediately told her, “I do NOT have sex with Officer!” She explained that with Officer being so protective of me, she didn’t know how I could […]
A few day after arriving home from the hospital, my home health aide arrived – laptop in hand. My mom was still cleaning up Officer’s vomit, which seemed never ending as the discovery of new piles continued. I reclined in bed unable to move. Unfortunately, it wasn’t because Officer was snuggled up alongside me, while […]
March 28, 2016 SPLAT! Sprawled out in the “unloading only” lane, I realized I’d fallen, and I can’t get up! There was nothing beneath my feet when I stepped down. I know there had been a yellow painted railing to my left marking the gutter, but I stepped to the right of that. OMG, I’m […]
It all began on my September 2015 39th birthday – OMG, I discovered my first gray hair. By evening, my day hadn’t gotten any better. I told my sister I’d go with her to some meeting at my niece’s high school. What I didn’t know; however, was we’d be learning the new math curriculum they […]
You know you live in a small town when
there is no one left to date
but your ex-husband!
Florence, my 72 year old widowed neighbor, is in incredible shape. Taking her regular evening walk past my house with her two Bichon Frise, Thelma and Louise, I commented that walking must be more beneficial than my gym membership because she looked amazing! “No, my dear, it’s not the walking. The only exercise I do is […]
A writer will never stop writing.
Only when there are no words left
will the story end.
Being a writer is the greatest revenge.
Not only can you “write” wrongs,
but you also get the last WORD!