The Real Princesses of Never After
Let’s face it, Sleeping Beauty was lazy and depressed.
She probably had a hormone imbalance.
But the Prince,…CLASSIC Necrophiliac!
Rapunzel was just unkept.
If a guy can crawl up inside your hair and get lost, you’ve just one-upped Howard Hughes!
Snow White was the worst.
Lily white virgin my apple bottom!
“Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho…” Please.
I don’t care how old, how stupid, or what size they are, men are men.
…And no man is whistling to and from work!