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Black Sheep Tries Bleach is an all-original collection of honest humor dealing with daily life and relatable situations. This book is the modern day survival guide for all who have struggled with life’s growing pains—and lived to laugh…

#FML Moment 10

I had been having construction going on at my house and the final step was painting. The painter showed up, assistant in tow, and began applying my chosen color samples to the wall. I'm friendly, too friendly I've been told - which gets me in…

#FML Moment 33

How I imagine myself getting into my car when all eyes are on me… How I actually look, after I've rolled my hair up in the window! FML!!! ...humor happens Photo Credits:   &copy; Orrim | Dreamstime.com - <a href="https://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photo-high-heels-legs-image16154980#res10289678">High…

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When I said, "Drop me anywhere", this is NOT what I intended. Really?! FML!!! ...humor happens 

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That moment you realize you're now the adult in the family! FML!!! ...humor happens

#FML Moment 22

Flirting, you become so flustered when you’re saying good bye, you slam your car door…WITH YOUR HEAD IN IT! When the poor guy asks if you are alright, you reply, “Oh, I'm fine. It happens all the time.” Really? REALLY! FML!!! ...humor…

#FML Moment 12

I went to the doctor for my annual visit last week.  He told me my prostate levels were elevated and I have bi-polar cancer. So, I showed him my testicles and asked if I should be concerned. Geez, I hope Obama Care covers this. FML!!! ...humor…

#FML Moment 24

Running late for church, you trip and fall down the center isle yelling, "Jesus Christ!" Dress above your head, ass barred, as the entire congregation focuses in on your red hot Victoria Secret lace thongs. You stand tall, finishing with, "...is…

#FML Moment 47

When you return home from vacation and your smart scale says, "unknown user". So, you check the Help section of the user guide which states, "You may have gained weight and your "smart" scale no longer recognizes you." FML!!! ...humor happ…