Have I told you about the guy, with giant biceps, that lives with 300 alligators? You thought it was dangerous texting and driving, well, my friend Michael, at Gator Golf and Adventure Park, texts me while wresting alligators! Who says men can’t multitask? I didn’t believe he was in a pen of man-eating dinosaurs doing […]
My neighbors simply didn’t know what to make of me. Young, single, living on a golf course in a deed restricted community, …with a mini pig, is not unusual too me, but other’s find that sort of thing shocking. Though they’ve come to love my unconventional ways, I’m not sure how they will feel about […]
Thank You to our friends at Starbucks …for never discriminating or refusing service to the pig passenger – snorting in the backseat!
Too often I go to my hairdresser and come home not just blonde, but with another four-legged child. We can all thank her for Officer. Back in October, I went to get my hair done, left blonde, and with an emaciated cat, needing immediate attention in the back of my car. A medical miracle, having […]
“Douche the pig?!” I half screamed, half choked out three octaves higher than normal. From the other end of the phone, Dr. Bob, my mini pig’s vet, explained that in order to get rid of Officer’s infection and the antibiotic to start working, his sheath needed to be flushed. (The sheath is located in the […]
“That pig has an oral fixation”, Dr. Bob, the exotic animal vet simply stated. Officer was at his yearly exam when I was complaining about how he constantly chomps and foams like a Mastiff. Shaking his head, Dr. Bob who has known Officer since the week I got him, smiled and said, “He acts like he’s chewing […]