Your girlfriend does your laundry? Oh man… She does your dishes too?! Oh man… …AND she washes your dog?!! Oh man, you’re lucky!!! As I listen to the guy on my left discuss his buddy’s personal life, it occurred to me… all men really want is a good-looking maid that puts out! …humor happens
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Honest, Laugh Out Loud (LOL) humor, dealing with daily life and relatable situations. Saying what most are thinking, finding wit in the way and amusement in the angle.
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Humor Happens: Personal blog about life’s day-to-day comical circumstances.
Broken: A series that reminds us to be careful what you ask for…and the humorous downfall that follows.
Pig Tales: Officer, the mini pig’s, blog and other “beastie” stories.
Happily Never Afters With Aunt Lee Lee: The reality behind many fairy-tale characters you know and love.
Hiccups: Personal quotes; Lil one-liners.
The Camera Adds 10 Pounds!: Up close and personal, funny, video blog.
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the small print
You don’t have to wait for a New Year
to start a new day.
What doesn’t kill you,
makes you wish it did!
When life throws a curve ball…duck!
I used to believe it was more romantic for a gentleman to pick me flowers instead of buying them. Until one day when he showed up with my neighbor’s newly planted Rhododendron bush…roots and all!
When life hands you lemons…Shit, I’m allergic to lemons!
To avoid unwarranted advances from a suitor, do as I do and start a fight with your imaginary friend over whom he thinks is prettier. If that doesn’t do the trick, excuse yourself so they can be alone.
Running late for church, you trip and fall down the center isle yelling, “Jesus Christ!” Dress above your head, ass barred, as the entire congregation focuses in on your red hot Victoria Secret lace thongs. You stand tall, finishing with, “…is the son of God. Amen.” FML!!! …humor happens