When life throws a curve ball…duck!
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Honest, Laugh Out Loud (LOL) humor, dealing with daily life and relatable situations. Saying what most are thinking, finding wit in the way and amusement in the angle.
Here you will find:
Amusing Blog Stories, Pictures, and Videos to Explore.
Humor Happens: Personal blog about life’s day-to-day comical circumstances.
Broken: A series that reminds us to be careful what you ask for…and the humorous downfall that follows.
Pig Tales: Officer, the mini pig’s, blog and other “beastie” stories.
Happily Never Afters With Aunt Lee Lee: The reality behind many fairy-tale characters you know and love.
Hiccups: Personal quotes; Lil one-liners.
The Camera Adds 10 Pounds!: Up close and personal, funny, video blog.
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the small print
I used to believe it was more romantic for a gentleman to pick me flowers instead of buying them. Until one day when he showed up with my neighbor’s newly planted Rhododendron bush…roots and all!
When life hands you lemons…Shit, I’m allergic to lemons!
To avoid unwarranted advances from a suitor, do as I do and start a fight with your imaginary friend over whom he thinks is prettier. If that doesn’t do the trick, excuse yourself so they can be alone.
Running late for church, you trip and fall down the center isle yelling, “Jesus Christ!” Dress above your head, ass barred, as the entire congregation focuses in on your red hot Victoria Secret lace thongs. You stand tall, finishing with, “…is the son of God. Amen.” FML!!! …humor happens
Thank You to our friends at Starbucks …for never discriminating or refusing service to the pig passenger – snorting in the backseat!
Too often I go to my hairdresser and come home not just blonde, but with another four-legged child. We can all thank her for Officer. Back in October, I went to get my hair done, left blonde, and with an emaciated cat, needing immediate attention in the back of my car. A medical miracle, having […]
“Douche the pig?!” I half screamed, half choked out three octaves higher than normal. From the other end of the phone, Dr. Bob, my mini pig’s vet, explained that in order to get rid of Officer’s infection and the antibiotic to start working, his sheath needed to be flushed. (The sheath is located in the […]
“That pig has an oral fixation”, Dr. Bob, the exotic animal vet simply stated. Officer was at his yearly exam when I was complaining about how he constantly chomps and foams like a Mastiff. Shaking his head, Dr. Bob who has known Officer since the week I got him, smiled and said, “He acts like he’s chewing […]