The Adventures of a Little Wooden Boy

Let’s talk about Geppetto, the old Italian woodcarver, and his little wooden puppet. The truth is, Geppetto had an extreme side effect from taking Cialis. When his “wood” lasted longer than four hours and wouldn’t go away, he didn’t seek medical attention. Instead, he named it Pinocchio. That’s the real story. Trust me, I wouldn’t […]

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The Real Princesses of Never After

Let’s face it, Sleeping Beauty was lazy and depressed. She probably had a hormone imbalance. But the Prince,…CLASSIC Necrophiliac! Rapunzel was just unkept. If a guy can crawl up inside your hair and get lost, you’ve just one-upped Howard Hughes! Snow White was the worst. 7 DWARFS! Lily white virgin my apple bottom! “Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho…” […]

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