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Black Sheep Tries Bleach is an all-original collection of honest humor dealing with daily life and relatable situations. This book is the modern day survival guide for all who have struggled with life’s growing pains—and lived to laugh…

Michael, the Alligator Wrestler--and Texter

Have I told you about the guy, with giant biceps, that lives with 300 alligators? You thought it was dangerous texting and driving, well, my friend Michael, at Gator Golf and Adventure Park, texts me while wresting alligators! Who says men can’t…

The Botanical Boar

My neighbors simply didn’t know what to make of me. Young, single, living on a golf course in a deed restricted community, …with a mini pig, is not unusual too me, but other’s find that sort of thing shocking. Though they’ve come to…

Pig Slang

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I would NEVER call someone a PIG - and here is why: Pig are friendly, loyal, and intelligent. They are naturally very clean, social, playful, protective animals that love sunbathing, listening to music, and getting massages. Pigs are skilled…

This Lil Piggy Goes "wee wee wee" All The Way To Starbucks!

[pexyoutube pex_attr_src="https://youtu.be/807PAUkSbAo"][/pexyoutube]   Thank You to our friends at Starbucks  ...for never discriminating or refusing service to the pig passenger - snorting in the backseat!

Lucky Bastard Volpe

Too often I go to my hairdresser and come home not just blonde, but with another four-legged child.  We can all thank her for Officer. Back in October, I went to get my hair done, left blonde, and with an emaciated cat, needing immediate attention…

“Douche the Pig?!”

“Douche the pig?!”  I half screamed, half choked out three octaves higher than normal. From the other end of the phone, Dr. Bob, my mini pig’s vet, explained that in order to get rid of Officer’s infection and the antibiotic to start…

Officer's Oral Fixation

"That pig has an oral fixation", Dr. Bob, the exotic animal vet simply stated. Officer was at his yearly exam when I was complaining about how he constantly chomps and foams like a Mastiff.  Shaking his head, Dr. Bob who has known Officer…

This Little Piggy...Went To Starbucks

I normally don't drink any caffeine, not because I don't need it.  Yet, I have been on an iced, soy, chia tea latte' kick for over a month now, and find myself a regular in the drive-thru at Starbucks.  This applies to Officer, my mini pig,…
Moonshine Swine

Moonshine Swine

Officer, my mini pig, is usually easy to please.  He loves food, sunshine, green grass, a comfy bed — and Mommy.  However, should more than one of these thing be missing, we will have a depressed lil pork butt to contend with. Living…
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Get the Pig A Weave, It's Spring!

Officer is losing his Winter coat and getting ready for Spring.  Unfortunately, the only place it's missing at the moment is right on top of his head! He has male pattern baldness going on and he's embarrassed - doesn't even want to go outside. Pigs…