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Black Sheep Tries Bleach is an all-original collection of honest humor dealing with daily life and relatable situations. This book is the modern day survival guide for all who have struggled with life’s growing pains—and lived to laugh…

Water Buffalo Breasts

Several years ago, I had a breast reduction.  Now before my male readers yell, "Noooooo", let me explain. Developing at a young age, I went from flat to a 34E in less than a year.  The older men started rubbernecking, construction workers…

Florida Snowbirds and Lovebugs: They're Heeeere!!!

Snowbirds are like lovebugs, and here are some reasons why:   Snowbirds are a species of human that annually migrate to warmer climates from their Midwestern tundra habitats. Heat also attracts lovebugs.   At certain times…