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Black Sheep Tries Bleach is an all-original collection of honest humor dealing with daily life and relatable situations. This book is the modern day survival guide for all who have struggled with life’s growing pains—and lived to laugh…

Officer's Oral Fixation

"That pig has an oral fixation", Dr. Bob, the exotic animal vet simply stated. Officer was at his yearly exam when I was complaining about how he constantly chomps and foams like a Mastiff.  Shaking his head, Dr. Bob who has known Officer…

Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor...Your Blind, Your Hispanophones

I never considered the visually disabled when designing my logo. I am specifically referring to a commonly inherited, predominantly male, handicap know as color blindness. It only recently occurred to me when my logo, which contains the letters…

The Other Side of the Florida Line

You know you've entered the state of Florida when you see two things while loitering the highways.  For the 12 of you who have never navigated the Sunshine State, it's not palm trees and ocean views I'm speaking of. I'm talking about…

This Little Piggy...Went To Starbucks

I normally don't drink any caffeine, not because I don't need it.  Yet, I have been on an iced, soy, chia tea latte' kick for over a month now, and find myself a regular in the drive-thru at Starbucks.  This applies to Officer, my mini pig,…

I'm An 80 Percenter!

Yesterday: I bought an ad to promote LeeVolpe.com.   I put in a short description of the site, added a picture, set the age range and category of interests, and voilà!  I can't tell you how excited I was...yesterday. Today: I logged…

I'm In The White Car Behind The Port-O-Potty

Great, so what does this mean?!   I know people experience déjà vu, bird poop and pennies (Lincoln up) are good luck; you've been told not to cross paths with a black cat - I don't know what it means when you live with one. However, since…