I was visiting my favorite store in the Northwoods of Wisconsin, Packerland. This is the place where all the true Packer fans go to load up on gear for the upcoming season. As I was making my pre-season purchases, two little boys between eight and ten came running up to the counter where the autographed […]
Officer is losing his Winter coat and getting ready for Spring. Unfortunately, the only place it’s missing at the moment is right on top of his head! He has male pattern baldness going on and he’s embarrassed – doesn’t even want to go outside. Pigs are very smart…and insecure at times. It really is a […]
I inherited my cat Put from my grandparents, which is why I call him “Uncle Put”. Since I brought his crazy, OCD, black ass home, he has been a true original – especially at bedtime. Not only does he have to sleep on my head, but he licks my ear, chews on the lobe, sticks his […]
The first thing people seem to ask me is, “What made you decide to get a pig?” Funny question considering I never wanted one. I’ve dated a lot of them in my day, unfortunately, but to have one as a pet? My older sister always wanted a pot belly when they first became popular, but […]
I need a man in my life right now, like I need another BOOB! Just more baggage for me to deal with.
If you’re a friendly, smiley person like myself then a word to the wise: check yourself at the door. As I begin my workout in the “meat market”, I try not to make eye contact with the males around me. I’m not here to pick up anyone, as so many do. No make-up, sweating, and […]
I didn’t know my ex-boyfriend was a philanderer; I thought he said he was a philanthropist!